I’ve heard reports that the pope has been arrested

@CheshireCatalyst God cops?! Visible angels?!

@PhilDeep maybe there are angels too. All I can see are God cops. They're like regular cops but all they do is handcuff people, then forgive them and release them.

@CheshireCatalyst I assume that's after confession?

@PhilDeep what are cops there for

@PhilDeep no, weirdly enough the God cops at the Vatican are Protestant so all you have to do is name check Big J and they let you go.

@Bigwill75 the movie will be called Pontiff v Plaintiff

@CheshireCatalyst Ah right, yes name-check, they are premium holders of advance tickets into Garden #1, I forget ;-)

@Bigwill75 seriously? Please tell me you didn't believe that... lol

@Viper no honestly I didn’t but our news stations aren’t honest with anything anymore I don’t believe anything they report on. I just wanted to ask if anybody knew anything about it.