The Daily Show took out a full page ad in today's Washington Post
We can defend you against:
Corruption Mega-corruption Emoluments [We know what that is!] Shady rich guys tax stuff Obstruction of justice [same price for multiple counts!] You told people to inject bleach for some reason Mail murder
I remember reading in 2016 Trump had trouble finding lawyers because he didn't pay his bills. He owed millions. Now he probably just puts them on the government payroll.
