Joe Biden will only allow interviews with hosts that have a similar intellect to his own.

I volunteer my pet turtle to interview him.

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Madhatter · 31-35, M

Let's be honest. That turtle is smarter than you, me, Trump, Biden, and the entire East Coast combined. Turtle is life. Turtle is love. All hail our one true god, Turtle, blessed be his name!