Shocking New Poll Of Dead Citizens

CNN is releasing results of their latest political poll that demonstrates how dead people are vastly under represented in presidential elections. They 'dug up' statistics showing that less than 20% of the total voters in Chicago for example are dead. When the dead were asked about their party affiliation 115% of responding dead voters said they are 'die hard' democrats and would support Slow Joe Biden in November. Dead voters are dying to be heard!

So, if you were dead, who would you vote for?