Conservative Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Amid Coronavirus Pandemic Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls

Matthew 15:32-39 describes feeding the multitude with only seven loaves of bread, and two fishes. The 2020 version of providing enough toilet paper for everyone is found in CoronaTrump 17:6-14.

Had to look it up, 'cause...just no.

What do you know? And a Florida church at that. So when we become the hotspot - and we will, we will - please know that many of us are sorry and tried tp prevent it.

Tf?

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What’s worse ... so do liberals