We are all Commies

Now that Trump is giving each American $1000 of government money that proves.
Who else but a Commie would come up with that idea?
But remember, we are all commies to someone else.

Democrats think that liberals are commies.
Republicans think that Democrats are commies.
Libertarians think that Republicans are commies.
Objectivists think that Libertarians are commies.

And on and on it goes.

Yeah but...you say, I am no commie!

That is what they all pal!

Compared to the guy on your right, you are a commie. So stick that in pipe and smoke it.