I didn't do it, but if I did, here's what it would've looked like.

At Trump's Dallas emotional support rally, he literally took credit for the evidence in his impeachment proceedings:

Trump said, “See, we did one thing. You always have to do the unexpected. They never thought I’d release the conversation with the Ukranian president.”

In other news, killers are turning in their smoking guns and bank robbers are turning dyed money packs across the country.

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LeopoldBloom · M

Taylor's testimony today pretty much sewed up the case. This wasn't just one phone call where Mango Mussolini said something stupid like he usually does. This was a concerted effort to withhold aid until Zelensky publicly announced new investigations into Burisma and Crowdstrike.

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@LeopoldBloom Yes. And now they are engaged in a huge cover-up in a desperate, flailing attempt to keep the truth from coming out.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom What's the matter boy ? are you upset today ?

LeopoldBloom · M

@MarmeeMarch No, Adolf, I'm delighted that Twitler is going to be impeached for using his office to coerce a foreign country into interfering with our election on his behalf. Although, I understand this isn't a problem for you. He could shoot your daughter in the head and fuck the bullet hole right in front of you, and your response would be "at least he's a second amendment supporter."

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom Gee boy ! brave now where was the bravery in 1940s Germany ? Big man now sheep back then. I'll bet your ancestors................nevermind I can't cant sink that low....

LeopoldBloom · M

@MarmeeMarch Your family tree doesn’t fork, Adolf.

I wasn’t born in the 40s, old man.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom I know boy but the mentality is there -brave now one one pussy back then. You are still a little faggot to this day being mr. big behind a computer.. OOH how brave ! the little weasel is spouting off insults in the safety of his little corner of his mom's bedroom.

LeopoldBloom · M

@MarmeeMarch That applies to you, too, you sheep raping Nazi. Post your home address if you’re so brave.

Yeah, didn’t think so.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom Yea - that's what I am going to do..........stupid Not because I am afraid of you, you little cunt - I will challenge people like you in person whenever I get the chance. What a dumb bunny.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom Hey boy - why do you respond to post made days ago ? lol lol --and dont use the like that you have a life outside of SW - you are just distracted and like to troll the pages of the past - what a pathetic loser.

LeopoldBloom · M

@MarmeeMarch No, I have a lfe, I’m not on here 24/7 like you.

What a strange complaint. You must be waiting for my responses with bated breath. That’s not normal.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom Calm down HOMO - you are one pathetic creature - replying to posts a week old. What a stupid fuck you must be in real life.

LeopoldBloom · M

@MarmeeMarch At least I have a real life, unlike you and your 30 or 40 fake accounts on here.

And sorry to disappoint you, but I'm straight. But there's a wild boar infestation in your area, so you should be able to occupy yourself.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LeopoldBloom 30 or 40 accounts - hmm I think I will start crying you found me out !!!!