I didn't do it, but if I did, here's what it would've looked like.
At Trump's Dallas emotional support rally, he literally took credit for the evidence in his impeachment proceedings:
In other news, killers are turning in their smoking guns and bank robbers are turning dyed money packs across the country.
Trump said, “See, we did one thing. You always have to do the unexpected. They never thought I’d release the conversation with the Ukranian president.”
In other news, killers are turning in their smoking guns and bank robbers are turning dyed money packs across the country.
