I didn't do it, but if I did, here's what it would've looked like.

At Trump's Dallas emotional support rally, he literally took credit for the evidence in his impeachment proceedings:

[quote]Trump said, “See, we did one thing. You always have to do the unexpected. They never thought I’d release the conversation with the Ukranian president.”[/quote]

In other news, killers are turning in their smoking guns and bank robbers are turning dyed money packs across the country.