So what’s happen with Trump and Greenland?

@Nyloncapes He already has half of it? ;)

@Nyloncapes He already has bought some of it. And it should be going cheap.

@Nimbus he said he is going build wall and English paying for it like Adrian did lol

@Nyloncapes lol, good luck with that.

@MartinII Nicola sturgeon might have something to say,

@Nyloncapes She certainly would. But I don’t think she owns Scotland. Come to think of it, I’m not sure selling Scotland to the US would be a devolved matter!

@Nyloncapes He'll have to have windmills removed because they cause cancer and he wont be able to watch TV if the wind isn't blowing.