Who is this man and why is he holding a kipper aloft ... ?

@Nyloncapes Both stink :)

@Nimbus I like a nice kipper with bit of bread and butter

@Nyloncapes lol, me too and it HAS to be buttered :)

@Nimbus only problem they stink kitchen out when you grill them

@Nyloncapes Awwww, easily solved. Get those that boil in the bag, already have butter too ;)

@Nimbus yes I have tried them and there ok but fresh kippers from the coast or supermarket have better taste

@Nyloncapes Oh, I know.