Who are these people and what are they hoping to be ... ?

The UK is deciding on their entrant for the World's Maddest Politician Contest. As we know the US has elected the bookies favourite Mad Donny Fartenstein so whoever we elect is going to be fighting it out for second place. Shit man, even if we reincarnated Screaming Lord Sutch he wouldn't have a chance at first place. Think about that, a zombie whose life was spent in selecting the worst political policies possible, would not be able to compete with the most powerful man on Earth in the crazy stakes. I'm sure The Bible said something about this.