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https://babylonbee.com/news/dem-candidates-promise-relief-to-americans-sick-and-tired-of-working-all-these-plentiful-jobs

Dem Candidates Promise Relief To Americans Sick And Tired Of Working All These Plentiful Jobs
May 3rd, 2019

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U.S.—Democratic candidates have promised relief to Americans who are tired of working because of all the jobs that are available now.

"I'm here to promise you two things: rest and relief," Joe Biden said at a campaign stop. "Rest from working, and relief from all the job opportunities that are available to you today."

"It's overwhelming, the number of jobs out there," Elizabeth Warren said, echoing Biden's sentiments at a fundraiser. "It's too much for a person to take in all at once. I vow to you, as a strong, independent, Native American woman, to reduce your options considerably. That should simplify things for you."

The candidates may disagree on minor points of policy as to how to provide instant relief for Americans sick and tired of working. Bernie Sanders thinks we should tax the rich a lot more so they'll stop investing and creating jobs to provide relief. Joe Biden says he'll just roll things back to 2008. Kamala Harris suggested just arresting people who provide jobs. Beto O'Rourke has proposed a law that everyone be required to get high and listen to Rush every morning instead of go to work.

But no matter what specific policy proposal a given Democratic candidate endorses, they all agree: relief from jobs now!

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windinhishair · 61-69, M

It should be obvious that none of these candidates made the purported statements, but blind Trump supporters will believe it. If you have any integrity, you will remove this post which is nothing but another blatant lie.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Well you do like sources don’t you?@windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 As long as the source provides accurate information. Prove that Democrats made these statements, or take your false and purposely misleading post down.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

How do we know they didn’t say these things?@windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 That is not my burden of proof. It is yours. You said it. Prove it or remove your post. I could say Trump is a serial killer and eats children's entrails for breakfast, but it isn't your responsibility to prove that he didn't.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Can you prove a source you post? There’s no real way to prove sources @windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 You've got to be kidding. No wonder you have been completely duped by Trump. Your post is completely bogus. Research and find out where, when, and to whom these things were said, if they were at all. I can tell you right now, they were never said. You are posting 100 percent, complete bullshit. And you seem to be proud of being deliberately misleading.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

I’ll say this I wasn’t aware that the source was false @windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 I doubt that very much. You can tell just by reading it that it is false. Document it, or take it down if you have even a smidge of integrity.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

I’m working on documenting it. If it was true it wouldn’t surprise me one bit. @windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 That's because your hatred blinds you. You won't find documentation out there. It doesn't exist.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

You won’t give credit to Trump on anything. So I will say the hate goes both ways @windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 I don't post things as fact that are so obviously false. Prove it or take it down or make it clear that it is satire, not fact.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Don’t you think most people would know it’s false?@windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 You didn't. Right wingnuts post this kind of crap because they don't understand the nuance of satire and love to believe conspiracy theories. They still believe Trump is going to lock her up, drain the swamp, and build the wall. Almost two and a half years in, and it isn't going to happen.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Parts of the wall has went up@windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 So how is your search coming to check the veracity of your post?

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Ummm well not so well trying to find on YouTube where they said it.... I can’t find it@windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 You won't. None of those things were said. You can waste more time looking, but you won't find it. Your post is untrue and is completely satirical in nature.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Ok so like Trump would say it’s Fake News!@windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 So at least note at the top of your post that it is satire, not real.

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

@windinhishair Done

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 Excellent. You do have integrity to change your post. Bravo!

marriedplus3 · 31-35, M

Right thing to do @windinhishair

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@marriedplus3 Yes it was. Credit to you where credit is due.