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Florida Man Threatens to Release Army of Turtles Upon Arrest

[quote]A Florida man is behind bars after threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles, according to a report by WKMG.

Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, is in Brevard County Jail and faces multiple charges of breaching the peace, misusing 911 and resisting an officer without violence, according to Brevard County Jail records.[/quote]

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-lane-army-turtles-brevard-20190410-story.html
Actionjake · 70-79, M
All because 3 snails won the one mile relay against 3 turtles.
Sore losers.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
Actionjake · 70-79, M
Graylight · 51-55, F
Well, just look what one turtle on Capitol Hill is capable of.
Eternity · 26-30, M
Turtle Power. Like totally dude. Cowabunga.
I love that graphic!
SW-User
Guess he likes turtles.
UserNameSW · 46-50, M
Did he crawl out of the sewer

 
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