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Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.

Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."
Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.
Alexandria went back to work in the U.S. Congress.

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MistyCee

Sighs. AOC is a joke for the right, and likely to be a real thorn in the left's side, but the girl is really good in front of the camera and social media, and her appeal to younger voters is really unmatched by anyone else at the moment.

Sure, she comes off like a left wing Tomi Lahren sometimes, but I think she's a bit smarter than that, and she can get away with being combatative in ways that people like Pelosi or potential Presidential candidates can't.

The tough part is going to keep her on a leash until she learns not to run in the street, but she's good protection, has a nice coat and performs well in the ring.

PS: I'm sure this may sound offensive and maybe sexist and ageist, but I do think it's pretty accurate.