In an alternate reality, this morning, the government of Prime Minister Ed Miliband is being shaken to its core by a scandal, when he was spotted entering Parliament with a lemon curd stain on his tie.
@Murmurs This is a rollercoaster of a universe...now I want to throw him a parade. After doing something like that for us common folk, I'd be willing to follow him around and dive in front of any future lemon curd stains. It's the only way I can think to repay him
@Murmurs Ooooooo I don't like her, trying to get points just for plopping out a sprog. Where does this alternative universe sit with mansplaining? I've got some serious stuff I need to mansplain to her.
