How often do you boast about yourself?

My father probably did. To be honest, Trump becoming president has made it a hell of a lot easier to explain my childhood. Most people had no idea people like that actually existed

It's "Melania and me," big brained stable genius.

Never

1. A lot.
2. No. I don't have that much free time.

Never. I'm no one so there's no reason to.

It’s all about the Cheeto.

I rarely do

Can we work on something easier, like a cure for the common cold for instance?

The only people who brag more than Trump are rappers.

Not often.

I don't have a lot to boast about.

nah. i’m normal i have nothing worth boasting about

Nobody boasts more than Trumplestiltskin

I'm not a boaster. Calm, laid-back, easy going

When I enjoy a success, I triumphantly chant "I am so smart! I am so smart!" but then to put it into perspective, I put a simpsonesque flourish on it with "S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

I have never felt the need to boast.