Who should Trump choose to give his own eulogy ?
And what might he/she say ?
56-60, M
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windinhishair · 61-69, M
He'll pre-record it:
"Here lies a man who was the greatest man in the history of man, since there was a man. Including Jesus. Everyone has been saying it. He had the bigliest and best buildings and a bigly presidency. The bigliest electoral victory ever, the most votes ever, the bigliest inauguration in the history of inaugurations--bigger than Lincoln's. Everyone said he couldn't get to 270, but he got to 306. Everyone knows he was a stable genius who built the wall, saved the world from North Korea, saved clean coal, and Made America Great Again. Even the failing New York Times and the Fake Media are saying it. No one, even the man who wasn't a hero John McCain, had a more bigly funeral with more people. Look at how many are here. The most people ever, and more people fighting outside to come in."
"Here lies a man who was the greatest man in the history of man, since there was a man. Including Jesus. Everyone has been saying it. He had the bigliest and best buildings and a bigly presidency. The bigliest electoral victory ever, the most votes ever, the bigliest inauguration in the history of inaugurations--bigger than Lincoln's. Everyone said he couldn't get to 270, but he got to 306. Everyone knows he was a stable genius who built the wall, saved the world from North Korea, saved clean coal, and Made America Great Again. Even the failing New York Times and the Fake Media are saying it. No one, even the man who wasn't a hero John McCain, had a more bigly funeral with more people. Look at how many are here. The most people ever, and more people fighting outside to come in."