Trumpettes! Your President needs you!

Putin offered to trade 12 Russians indicted for hacking US servers during the election for a number of high ranking US diplomats to be sent to Russia. Trump was tempted, but decided not to after the Senate voted unanimously to condemn such an action. This is where you come in. Volunteer. Exchange yourself to Russia instead so that Trump can get those 12 hackers that he's sure did nothing wrong. It won't be so bad at all really. You'll get to meet Putin! Donald trusts Putin more than US Intelligence agencies or his own national security advisors, so you know you'll be in the best of hands.

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QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M

The offer was to have our intelligence personnel present at their questioning. And what they want in return is to question some of our diplomats. No extradition was on the table, in either direction.

The whole thing is a meaningless gesture, really.

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@QuixoticSoul So basically just an interrogation shooting gallery. I don't think they'd offer unless they had more to gain.

QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M

@Xuan12 Well, they lose basically nothing. The 12 will be well coached, and interviewed by their compatriots in the service. I don't think there was an offer to let our guys direct the interrogation.

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@QuixoticSoul If it's even actually the 12 we're looking at.

QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M

@Xuan12 Well, we have their names, ranks, and service records. We'll know. But what utility we'd get out of the exercise I have no idea.