Trumpettes! Your President needs you!

Putin offered to trade 12 Russians indicted for hacking US servers during the election for a number of high ranking US diplomats to be sent to Russia. Trump was tempted, but decided not to after the Senate voted unanimously to condemn such an action. This is where you come in. Volunteer. Exchange yourself to Russia instead so that Trump can get those 12 hackers that he's sure did nothing wrong. It won't be so bad at all really. You'll get to meet Putin! Donald trusts Putin more than US Intelligence agencies or his own national security advisors, so you know you'll be in the best of hands.

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akindheart · 61-69, F

i have my list of volunteers ready to go.

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@akindheart So proactive! But they were voluntary, right? I don't know about Russia, but in the US kidnapping is a crime.

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Xuan12 they might want to volunteer rather than go to prison. 😆

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@akindheart 🤔 Exchanging our own prisoners for the definitely innocent hackers....now we might be on to something.

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Xuan12 well lets see. since hillary bought and paid for that fake russian dossier, she is first on my list to go.

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@akindheart Ah, there's the hitch in the plan. Trump hasn't appointed that special investigator or prosecutor yet. She's not a prisoner, or even under investigation. Better write him a letter to remind him to "Lock her up!".