Trumpettes! Your President needs you!

Putin offered to trade 12 Russians indicted for hacking US servers during the election for a number of high ranking US diplomats to be sent to Russia. Trump was tempted, but decided not to after the Senate voted unanimously to condemn such an action. This is where you come in. Volunteer. Exchange yourself to Russia instead so that Trump can get those 12 hackers that he's sure did nothing wrong. It won't be so bad at all really. You'll get to meet Putin! Donald trusts Putin more than US Intelligence agencies or his own national security advisors, so you know you'll be in the best of hands.

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