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"Zombie Activity" Alert in Florida. What are they drinking down there? Can we have some?


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[i]Huffington Post[/i]:
[quote]Residents of Lake Worth, Florida, received an alarming message during a power outage over the weekend: Watch out for zombies.

A bulletin sent to city residents at 1:41 a.m. on Sunday warned of “power outage and zombie alert” and “extreme zombie activity.”

City officials were soon scrambling to issue a strange assurance.

“We are looking into the reports that the system mentioned zombies,” city public information officer Ben Kerr told Lake Worth Live. “I want to reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently and apologize for the system message.”[/quote]
Graylight · 51-55, F
Hey, don't judge us. We've been keeping America safe from zombies for years now.

"We fight zombies so you don't have to."
JohnYahYah · 61-69, M
“I want to reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently"...well of course he would say [i]that[/i] publicly. Obviously there is still zombie "activity".
JohnYahYah · 61-69, M
@JohnYahYah If he just said "some idiot pulled a stupid prank", fine. But his stilted, guarded, conditional response just convinced me that there are indeed zombies eating people in Lake Worth FL at this moment.
room101 · 51-55, M
"......does not have any zombie activity [b]currently[/b]....."

erm........Okie Dokie. 😕
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jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Finally ..... the truth!
Fuck! They're on to me..
Graylight · 51-55, F
@issues We're coming for you...
Belladonna · 41-45, F

 
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