How is “fake news” created?
Amazon just dropped off a dozen organic cage free eggs at my house. Please give me some examples of how this related to politics.
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MistyCee Best Comment
Those are left wing, liberal eggs, buddy. Put them in your fridge, and they'll start spreading fake news and talking down to all the other food in your fridge and telling them how their existence could be better and safer if there were more rules.
And if that's not bad enough, those little snowflake ova are also notoriously lax about cross-contamination. Don't believe me? Leave them uncovered and before you know it, your milk will smell like broccoli (although, of course, good Republican fridges shouldn't have any broccoli in the first place. Bush taught us that), and your grape and strawberry jelly jars will start to miscgenate.
Lastly, and most importantly, do not mix organic and non-organic eggs. They don't get along at all, and there's always the risk with those hippy dippy pinko eggs that one will have a little spot of blood on it, meaning its been fertilized. That spells [big]trouble[/big]. Despite their seemingly placid and gentle nature, liberal eggs see nothing wrong with terminating fertilized ova, while conservative eggs believe that life begins at the moment of fertilization, making for a war in your fridge.
My advice: Decide now whether you're going to tolerate vermin like organic cage free eggs in your fridge, and if you do, start to rennovate immediately to allow them "safe spaces," lots of room for their rallies and make sure to open the door every few hours to let them stage walkouts.
Organic and non-organic eggs are both eggs, and they both taste just fine, but the organic ones have a lot of really annoying ideas about how to make your fridge safer and better, the overhead from all those ideas is what keeps your fridge from becoming GREAT again, just like it was in Puritan times.
And if that's not bad enough, those little snowflake ova are also notoriously lax about cross-contamination. Don't believe me? Leave them uncovered and before you know it, your milk will smell like broccoli (although, of course, good Republican fridges shouldn't have any broccoli in the first place. Bush taught us that), and your grape and strawberry jelly jars will start to miscgenate.
Lastly, and most importantly, do not mix organic and non-organic eggs. They don't get along at all, and there's always the risk with those hippy dippy pinko eggs that one will have a little spot of blood on it, meaning its been fertilized. That spells [big]trouble[/big]. Despite their seemingly placid and gentle nature, liberal eggs see nothing wrong with terminating fertilized ova, while conservative eggs believe that life begins at the moment of fertilization, making for a war in your fridge.
My advice: Decide now whether you're going to tolerate vermin like organic cage free eggs in your fridge, and if you do, start to rennovate immediately to allow them "safe spaces," lots of room for their rallies and make sure to open the door every few hours to let them stage walkouts.
Organic and non-organic eggs are both eggs, and they both taste just fine, but the organic ones have a lot of really annoying ideas about how to make your fridge safer and better, the overhead from all those ideas is what keeps your fridge from becoming GREAT again, just like it was in Puritan times.
@jackjjackson Thanks for the BA!!