Dear America. Please stop. My sides are sore!!

Okay. The rest of the planet gets it.. Jokes over. We get that your whole system is corrupt from top to bottom, We get that there was not a good option to vote for. We get that your media is biased to both ends. We get that there are no reasonable middle ground representatives to choose.. You've made your point. But I ache from laughing, so can we get serious for a while and do something to at least look like you are trying to fix it? You still have a pretty good country buried under all that cr@p.