Apocalypso!

[Calypso beat to a totally nerdy philosophy]

My atoms and your atoms
will soon begin to mix;
That’s what’s gonna happen at
the APOCALYPSE!

Things are getting hotter,
Soon we’ll begin to bump;
When comes the radiation
We’ll all just JUMP!

Everything will fall apart,
That’s how the world ends;
But particles blend back together
And then we’ll all be friends!

This is just nuclear physics,
On that one must agree,
And when the world comes to an end--
That beginning will set us free!

Now a government craze--
That’s how it began you see;
Soon it will be a mandate:
You are really me!

My atoms and your atoms
will soon begin to mix;
That’s what’s gonna happen at
the next APOCALYPSE!