Off color poetry…

Tell me your favorite dirty word, body part, kink, whatever, and I’ll write you a heroic couplet that uses it.

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Poppies · 61-69, F

Rotisserie

Or you could use spit roast since that is basically the same and easier to rhyme

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@Poppies

A spit roast will require two good friends
To help you burn your candle at both ends.

GunFinger · F

Lips💋

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@GunFinger

He offered her a kiss upon the lips
But seemed to mean the ones below her hips.

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

Keep it legal, folks.

Gibbon · 70-79, M

Mother Puss Bucket

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Gibbon

Mother Puss Bucket
Puked from a boat off Nantucket.

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@Gibbon

A mother puss bucket is rare to find
And therefore lingers longer in one’s mind.

Gibbon · 70-79, M

@Harmonium1923 It's a gross visual sight that lingers in the mind. 🤪

DrWatson · 70-79, M

Nape.

But what if the part is not?

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@CookieCrumbs That’s fine LOL. You’ll still get the couplet.

@Harmonium1923
Ok… how about…. Head.
Let’s go with that. 😊

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@CookieCrumbs

The head and all within it lets us live,
Which makes it fun to get and also give

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