If procrastination is your issue...

it helps to talk about it maybe. So I wrote this and felt a lot better...

A comic-relief poem about procrastination in life:

Never ready never ready never never ever ready
Never ready ever heady but I dont know why
Never ready never steady
Already called my friend Eddie
Ended up just like spaghetti
Garlic in my eye!
Never ready just met Betty
Saw her deddy why oh why
Told him Weddy maybe Freddy
Think my egg got fried! (lost the girl cause he couldn't decide on the "date")
Who else saiddy please be ready cause I don't know why

Think I'm ready to get shreddy with my shadow shy (something's obstructing his ability to be punctual, and he has to lose it)