I Love Funny Poems

I loved this funny English poem when I was a child, I still do. If you know more of these, plz feel free to share:

'One bright day, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heared the noise,
and came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true,
then ask the blind man, as he saw it too.'

Author: unknown