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ChampagneOnIce My father was a professor,
And he taught me grammar.
Avoid comma splices, he’d say,
And watch out for dangling participles.
He also said that absolute words,
Like “perfect” or “unique”,
Could not be modified.
Can something be “somewhat unique”
Or “rather perfect”? No.
It is or it isn’t.
I feel the same way about love.
When it exists,
Which is perhaps less often
Than we’d like to imagine,
It can’t be modified.
I don’t somewhat love you.
I love you without limits,
From here to eternity,
East of the Sun and west of the moon,
Oodles and oodles,
Forever and ever,
Amen.