When they be trolling you but yer great friends😄Rimg Lardner To Zelda Fitzgerrald...poem

Zelda, fair queen of Alabam;
Across the waves I kiss you!
You think I am a stone, a clam;
You think that I don't care a damn,
But God! How I will miss you!

I once respected him you call
Your spouse, and that is why, dear,
I held my tongue - And then, last fall,
He bared a flippancy and gall
Of which I'd had no idea.

When I with pulmonary pain
Was seized, he had the gumption
To send me lives of Wild and Crane,
Two brother craftsmen who in vain
Had battled with consumption.

We wreak our vengeance as we can,
And I have no objection
To getting even with this "man"
By stealing your affection

So, dearie, when your tender heart
Of all his coarseness tires,
Just cable me and I will start
Immediately for Hyeres.

To hell with Scott Fitzgerald then!
To hell with Scott, his daughter!
It's you and I back home again,
To Great Neck, where the men are man
And booze is 3/4 water.