Dr John Cooper Clarke

Delivers his poems at speed.


Fantastic one liners

Don’t upset your wife. She will remind you in twenty five years.

A bad marriage ends in a good divorce.. We shared the house. She got the inside. I got the outside.

Circumcism. A boy got circumcised at three days, but could not walk for eighteen months .

My second wife went off with the milkman on the milk float. It was the most agonising three hours of life.

If Jesus was a Jew why does he have a Spanish name?

He has a new book out; What

Highly recommended.