A buxom young lady of Bude

A buxom young lady of Bude
Remarked: "Men are exceedingly rude!
When I bathe in the sea
They all follow me
To see if my bossoms protrude"

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Entwistle · 56-60, M

There was a young man from Havana,
He'd get on the stage for a tanner,
His favourite trick was to stand on his dick..and tighten his nuts with a spanner!

helenS · 36-40, F

... aaand pasted into my "Good Limericks" data file 😏

CheekyBadger · M

@helenS There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In a month, silly ass
He was covered in grass
And he couldn't sit down for the weeds!

CheekyBadger · M

@helenS one more...

A lass on the road to Goleen
Met a baker with a drop of poteen;
Five minutes of lovin'
Put a bun in her oven
The next time she won't be so keen!

helenS · 36-40, F

@CheekyBadger "put a bun in her oven" 🤭

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

Up voted because of Bude, not been there in decades but I have fond memories of it.

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

So, your a Big Tit Man 🤭🤭🤭

CheekyBadger · M

@BigGuy2 I love them in all shapes and sizes!

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

@CheekyBadger PM me

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