You know yer old when you've got to walk into the supermarket with your reading glasses on instead of your sunnies

You know you’re old and need glasses when you walk into the supermarket, head to the customer service department, take a seat, pull off your underpants and throw your legs up on the counter because you think it’s the gynecologist’s office.

I need eyeglasses but learned to compensate during Covid.
Can’t wear masks and glasses at the same time!

I feel your pain.

I don't know how to help

right there with you !

you know you're old when you mistake the grape soda for prune juice