Since we're all showing off private parts for profile views

@Nadie um... damn..

@Nadie Yeah but will you leave the picture up or will it go "poof" after three minutes?

@Nadie That's a pretty dangerous proposal, we could easily set up a fundraiser to get you this:


And then you're bound 🥴

@Elessar what is that exactly?

@Punches https://similarworlds.com/home-office/home/4562210-House-listings-be-like-Stunning-large-late-50s

🥴

@Elessar That is a little "different".

BTW, what naughty parts are YOU going to show off when your views hit a certain milestone?
😃 I can hardly wait!

@Punches The best I can offer are my sexy fat moobs, behold

@Punches I'll be sure to send the pic to all your guys' inboxes to make sure no one misses it.

@Elessar These cheapskates wouldn't even get me that.

@Nadie sounds like a fair trade.

@Nadie Oh my gyod, I can already hear the announcement. "So do not miss your chance to see this photo that will go down in SW history as the greatest piece of erotica ever! For HD pics, send check or money order to..."