The theory of relativity proves that I'm innocent, Your Honor.

People's head age faster than their feet. So who's to say that the top half of her isn't already 18?

I'm gonna regret coming up with this post, later.

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NerdyPotato ·

That's some high intellect way to rationalize pedophilia. Let's see who is going to heart this and take it seriously in the comments. 👀

SinlessOnslaught · M

@NerdyPotato Thank you for seeing it's a dumb joke. 😆