Our company is shooting a video for an ad.

@SW-User
No. 🥷

@mindstruggle Hi, I'm mindstruggle, I've been at this company for 5 years and I just love it 🙂 My job is to put underwire in the bras that we make. I'm not usually a fan of being on video because of my verbal impulse control, but I thought it would be good to BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! SHIT BUMS! 😐

Annnnnd cut....... 🎦

@SW-User
No noods for ya. 😒

@mindstruggle Pfff, I've seen all your noods 👀

@SW-User
You’ve seen horror. 😒

@mindstruggle Still fapped 🤷 Then again, I fap to pictures of salad 🤔🥗

@SW-User
Are you saying I’m fat?

@mindstruggle No, I'm saying that you're as sexy as a cucumber 🥒🤔

@SW-User
Oh really?

@mindstruggle Shouldn't you be asleep right now? 🤔

@SW-User
Yeah I’m going home. I’m on double shift because of that freaking shoot. I took my colleague’s shift in replace of that joke. 👀