I’m not one to generally brag about something but…

@Nihiless I will have to get VIP to confirm this. In the meantime
Stalker Tip #14: Don’t actually tell the person you are stalking that you’re stalking them 😁
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Quite right you're @Ghostinthemachine I will try harder just for you. 😁 p.s, I may have over exaggerated the amount of times I've visited your profile, do you forgive me? 🤨

@Nihiless yes, you did exaggerate. Of my 100 profile views, only 78 were yours. However, 66 of those came in the last 7 minutes 😳

Yes, I forgive you 🤗

@Ghostinthemachine Sssshhhhh it's a secret! I vow to stay on my best behaviour from now on. 😁

@Nihiless Okay, just as long as nobody else on SW knows 🤫

@Ghostinthemachine I'm sure no one would give a shit on SW anyway. 😎

@Nihiless Nah but some sure like to gossip

@Ghostinthemachine That they do, some of which are my online trolls; I miss them deeply. 😥

@Nihiless I’m envious that you have trolls.
I only have bloodsucking Vampires 🧛‍♂️

@Ghostinthemachine I think we should swap and confer between their disparities, I'll go first. 😏

@Nihiless I’m all 🦻