How can I tell if my cat is depressed?

@anotherclone: 😒 I need cock

@dumpstermeow: well she deserves one unlike nympho you

@dumpstermeow: no, you need a glass of milk and a nice story

@MartinTheFirst: is that what will cure me?

@dumpstermeow: It's one step towards peace, i call it rehab.

@MartinTheFirst: is this a new way to cure itching pussy?

@anotherclone: It's to cure the mindset of said thing

@MartinTheFirst: what nice story do you recommend?

@MartinTheFirst: I need a cure too. i like to fuck beautiful things
@dumpstermeow: barney the gay dinosaur is kinda non erotic

@dumpstermeow: Hjalmar Söderberg - "The fur" ; in case you'd like a quick read, otherwise we always have the grand "The metamorphosis" by franz kafka.

@anotherclone:
@MartinTheFirst: thank you kind sirs

@anotherclone: why don't you two read Franz Kafka's book together and then come back to me and give me your thoughts on the moral of the story.

@MartinTheFirst: we can't read it together, we both like perverted sex. we would be sending you a video instead

*i will try it, thanks random dude*

@anotherclone: I was going to say that if we were in a room together, no reading would take place. We'd probably forget how to read for awhile, actually.

@dumpstermeow: no thinking like that, we got to get you two to understand that you can read a book without having intercourse, you sex addicts you.

@dumpstermeow: Yup, we will whisper fucked up shit into each others ears mostly

@MartinTheFirst: It's not even sex, it's the lust. the perverted imagination with layers of teasing and thrill