Can I murder you if you steal my side of the bed?

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SW-User

my cat sleeps between my legs

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@mikowee: some people like crotch sweat... who am I to judge?

SW-User

@dumpstermeow: ooooo pungent 😏

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@mikowee: so dirty 😃

shaelan · 41-45, M

My cat used to greet me after work in that same pose where she'd sing her name to me, "Mala!".

SW-User

Yes. Well, no just push me or shake me and be like "dick, you're on my side. Quit being a bed hog, ass. "

NigelDoes · 56-60, M

That's my cat Jake's favorite position to sleep in.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@NigelDoes: show us a picture!

NigelDoes · 56-60, M

I'll take some soon. I've never even attempted to use the camera on my tablet and I have a prehistoric flip phone.

SW-User

Babe, you love me too much!

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SilverLung: you haven't stolen my side of the bed yet...

SW-User

@dumpstermeow: Is that an invite 😘

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SilverLung: as long as you don't mind Mimi watching you 👀🐈

SW-User

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Claimed my side of the bed as her own

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@W4nderer: cute!

What if you stole my heart first? 💞

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@VeronicaPrincess: stay off my side 😒

SW-User

You can have your side but steal my blanket and I'll cut you so bad you'll wish I didn't cut you so bad

SW-User

aww

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