what's the concept of cats with 9 lives?
are their lifetimes literally just 9 years? or is it when they get killed they reincarnate?
31-35, F
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MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Maybe it's because you can never seem to get rid of them. Once they take over the neighborhood they breed like wildfire and go through your trash. And at night when you're trying to sleep they make those demonic mating sounds. And then the dead birds and squirrels show up on your doorstep.
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
ahh dead birds...but mind you some of my cats just stare at them while the birds have their feeding time with bread
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Cats don't bring you dead things because they love you, they do it because they feel that we are incapable of doing it for ourselves. We're just their bitches.
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
@NoDaveParty: yeah, they bring dead birds because they need food
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
I don't like the birds anyway. One time I told my cat to kill one that was making noise while I was trying to sleep. She totally did. But she committed suicide by jumping in front of my moms car.