Do you think medical conditions would make good dog's names?

Once I adopted my friends dog from the pound because it kept escaping their yard getting caught by the dog catcher too many times and my friend asked if I'd adopt the dog. It's name was white lightning or something, but there was a typo in the paper work, someone had written "White King" and I couldn't figure out why the lady was so angry with me going through the adoption procedure. I guess she thought I was a racist and I'm probably on some sort of watch list now.