Once I adopted my friends dog from the pound because it kept escaping their yard getting caught by the dog catcher too many times and my friend asked if I'd adopt the dog. It's name was white lightning or something, but there was a typo in the paper work, someone had written "White King" and I couldn't figure out why the lady was so angry with me going through the adoption procedure. I guess she thought I was a racist and I'm probably on some sort of watch list now.

"Here Priapism"... call the cops if he's gone for more than 4 hours

herpes would be interesting. *whistles here herpes, come on herpes, good herpes!

Chicken pox?
Ebola?

arthritis, here boy! Come here arthritis! No. I don't think that one works.

Tonsillitis? Tony for short? 😆

What about the name syphilis?

Lupus

Herpes would be a good name for a bird?

Rubella has a nice ring

Try hypopituitary syndrome

Shingles! Put that down! Bad dog!

Hmmmmmm retard has an ring to it