If you saw an escaped elephant in the street, would you help the zoo keepers get it back?

Or would you take the elephant home as a pet?

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goldenorchid · 46-50, F Best Comment

I'd quickly paint it's toenails red and hide it in a cherry tree until the fuss had died down, then take it home to live in our woods.