She's convinced that I like grasshoppers because I chase them around when she brings them to me. 😻 😂😂

Grasshoppers are a better present then the gopher on the bed.

Try protesting with a "defund the grasshopper prison industrial complex" sign next time she brings you one or you may never escape this not-merry-go-round....

😂 I had a cat who constantly lurked around the fireplace, because that’s how the grasshoppers got in.