My animals usually have three names.
Abby Gayle Ambrosia, Elmo Blue Spritzer, Wheels Fabiola Bambooka. They also have jobs. Ones a ninja assasin, another a card sharp, oh and an opera singer.

My friend had a pot belly pig named Barbie Q

Shit machine

I know someone whose cat was called Chairman Meow the Cat. I like how he added "the Cat" just to make sure nobody confused his cat with a dead Communist leader from another country. They did look very similar.

Buster he loved breaking my dishes or glasses if I left them on the sink, so cute!

A dog named Dampire cause he only came out at night

Greebo - I'm a TP fan.

My cat's name is "cat."

Haha. I had a cat named Smokey.

I don't know how to spell it, but
Cacheeto Bambino

Fat thing fat thing

Tennessee Tuxedo

I had a student who desperately wanted a dog for Christmas. She went on & on about it from Halloween until Christmas break. When I saw her for the first time after the new year, I greeted her but she looked pretty grumpy. I asked Grace what was wrong. She just frowned. Her father told me she got a new pet for Christmas. A hamster. I smiled & asked her what she named her new friend. She replies “Dog”, with a look to kill. 😅