What if aliens locked us humans in the zoo, what would they feed us?

@jjoe01 what does it smell like when Tennesseans break down seaweed in their stomach with methane and ammonia bacteria and parasites?

@Tennessee2 rotten roses

@jjoe01 What fish is hard to digest in Tennessean stomachs?

@Tennessean catfish

@jjoe01 what does an Alabama septic tank smell like?