Dogs got yer back...warning you the cat's planning to kill you in your sleep

Ha ! A friend with a Rottweiler-Pit blend once texted me:
“You [b]know[/b], your cat will [b]eat[/b] you after you die.”
I texted back:
“Shoot. At least my [b]cat[/b] is willing to [b]wait[/b].”
😏