Twinkle; the destroyer of everything in the garden you hold dear. (Pony) Daisy; the beast your pants and socks shall be mine to chew upon. (Springer Spaniel) Victoriana; you want to eat my eggs? Fuck you I'm hiding them where you'll never find them. (Chicken)
That's my name for her everybody else calls her Tamara after somebody they didn't like, wtf! You name your pet after somebody you didn't like? She is a loving sweetheart but by god if she isn't under control she destroys everything by eating it or rubbing on it.
