What is the only animal which cannot jump?

@sogdianrock Two zookeepers. One looks after the Penguins and the other the Elephants.
One day they get chatting and develop an argument over who has the best job.
Penguin guy says "penguins are great fun to watch ! They do the silliest things ! It's hilarious !"
Elephant guy retorts "Elephants have their fun side too !"
"Oh i doubt that !" laughs Penguin guy.
"I'll bet you £10 they can ! come over to the Elephant enclosure and i'll show you."

So off they go to the Elephant enclosure and the Elephant guy says
"Ever see an Elephant jump ?"
Penguin guy laughs. "It is a well known fact that Elephants cannot jump ! You KNOW this !" laughs Penguin guy !
"I'll show you !" says Elephant guy.

So he goes behind the Elephant house and come out with two house bricks.
"Watch this !"
He stands behind the male Elephant. Brick in each hand. Crouches down to where the Elephants testicle's are hanging; brick each side; then SMASH ! claps both testicle's between these bricks !
The Elephant roars and leaps three feet in the air !!!!

Penguin guy scratches his head; and applauds his friend for proving his point.
"That's crazy !, here's your tenner !"
"Thank you !" says Elephant guy......."Ever see an elephant shake his head from side to side ?"
"Oh now you are taking the mickey !!, FACT ! Elephants cannot shake their heads from side to side ! Their neck muscles don't allow for it !"
Elephant guy says "Bet you a tenner they can !!"
"You're ON!" says Penguin guy !
Elephant guy walks around to the front of the Elephant. "Remember me ?" He asks.
The Elephant, somewhat grumpily nods his head !
"Remember these ?" says the Elephant guy showing the Elephant the two bricks.
Again the Elephant nods his head.
"Want me to do it again ?"
And the elephant........

sogdianrock · 61-69, M

hi Picklebobble2
ouch! I can see why that would stick in your mind.
best wishes
:)

sogdianrock · 61-69, M

hi Literaturegirl
sure - would you like a drink?
haha I came across a list of such questions:
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with
"MONTH".

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never
stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Best wishes
:)