Mmmmmm SLURP! Hey all, Snickers the big hungry Saint Bernard barking that I am in doggy heaven right now! My Aunty Alicia is here visiting and I am in complete ecstasy. See, it has been a couple weeks since she doggysat me. She was on this thingy called “Spring Brake”???? THEN she had so much stuff to catch up on that I missed her last week too! Well, not gonna lie: After Mommy, she has the most delicious sneakers and I have been missing and craving them SOOOOO BADLY!!!! Cold turkey is tough for a big frisky dog with a sneaker fetish like mine. But despite lots and lots of cold baths, my toofers and other naughty doggy parts just ache for them:
So it was an amazing surprise when Mommy was talking to Aunty this afternoon and she put Aunty on speaker thingy so I could hear her voice. “Awwww does Snickers miss my yummy sneakers??? Don’t worry baby, you will taste them soon!!” My only reply was panting and whining. So earlier I was curled up in my favorite central command headquarters under the kitchen table when I heard the door open and footsteps up the stairs. I immediately got a whiff of heavenly new Reebok leather and my whole body started tingling and trembling. Just then I saw Aunty Alicia walk past the dog gate:
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh yuuuummmyyyyy Reeeebbbookkkssss!!!!!!!!! Aunty came right over and teased my by stuffing the toes under the gate and pulling them away before I could get them:
Then she slipped one off and held it up to the gate so I could have a nice long sniff. She had worn them barefoot and they were sooooo hot and moist and juicy:
By the time she took her Reebok away, I had made A huge slimy excited mess all over the floor:
So Aunty took her stuff upstairs and then came down and sat on the couch. The whole time I eyed her new Reeboks hungrily.
I could see her wiggling her toes thru the soft squishy white leather and drool rolled down my face:
It was pretty late and I hadn’t had my afternoon nap so all the Reebok excitement did me in and in no time I was asleep. I was in the middle of a very slobbery Reebok dream when my eyes opened and I realized that the dog gate was open and Aunty was asleep on the couch:
WITH HER NEW REEBOKS ON!!! OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!!!! I crept over like a canine ninja and pressed my nose right into it:
Oooooohhh I’m in for an AMAZING night!!!!!!!!! I’m sooooo eating them and humping them right off her feet!!!
